slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

Sep 01 23:11 with 111,636 notes

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

image

my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl)

Sep 01 23:08 with 379,420 notes

fffcuk:

fffcuk:

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

Sep 01 23:08 with 325,228 notes

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticonsĀ 

(Source: aphprussia)

Sep 01 23:02 with 213,078 notes

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feelĀ 

Sep 01 23:02 with 237,905 notes
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