• what she says: im fine
  • what she means: sirius black died and there was never time to mourn him and i am continually haunted by the veil he fell through

  • Oct 21 17:35 with 26,536 notes

    wrrench:

    YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
    YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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    OH YEAH

    Oct 21 17:18 with 198,498 notes

    katgryffindor:

    arasellle:

    justheroverthere:

    I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

    I know mine. it’s

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    pureblood

    THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME

    (Source: hufflepuffinthetardis)

    Oct 21 17:17 with 533,741 notes

    qenitals:

    shopping carts in random places make me sad

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    there is nothing for you there friend

    Oct 21 16:23 with 357,832 notes

    queen-of-fallen-angels:

    jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

    howling-rising-demon:

    princess-dickhead:

    delzdesigns:

    Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

    The amount of dad jokes…

    "I’m hungry"
    "Hi hungry, I’m dad."
    "Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
    "Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
    "Hi dad three, I’m dad."

    What have you done

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    Oct 21 16:23 with 82,233 notes

    fasterfood:

    "God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

    Oct 21 15:11 with 147,533 notes

    iswearimnotnaked:

    im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

    Oct 21 15:11 with 200,991 notes
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